Sarcastic Christmas Cards

Sarcastic Christmas Cards

by Ele Yura, Art Features

December 18

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Gotham Season Two: Episode 10

Gotham Season Two: Episode 10

December 18

So this episode starts off very... oddly. Basically, this woman is getting mugged and is about to get shot, like, right in the middle of the street. Then...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 9

Gotham Season Two: Episode 9

December 18

Ok, so this starts with Theo’s cousin or whatever hiring an assassin, but the weird thing is that they say they charge EXTRA for personal assassinations...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 8

Gotham Season Two: Episode 8

December 18

So this episode gets off to a weird start. We see what it’s like in Barbara’s head and it’s weirder than you’d think. I can’t tell what sort...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 7

Gotham Season Two: Episode 7

December 18

The title is promising. I hope we see Penguin hulk out and go Super Penguin. Surprisingly Penguin’s mom actually WAS at the warehouse he said she wa...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 6

Gotham Season Two: Episode 6

December 7

This episode starts with what can only be described as ‘fun with stumpy’. Basically what happens when a guy with a missing hand gets picked on by ...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 5

Gotham Season Two: Episode 5

December 7

Does that mean scar-ification or scare-ification? Whatever, this starts with the Strike Force beating up a bunch of accountants and holding their pants for ran...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 4

Gotham Season Two: Episode 4

December 7

Episode 4 starts with Penguin yelling at his posse of punk-rock bureaucrats and trying to restore order in ‘his’ city. For some reason the idea of Pen...

Gotham Season Two: Episode 3

Gotham Season Two: Episode 3

October 25

I just realized Penguin wasn’t in the last episode at all. Like the last episode, this starts with a lot of dudes getting tossed off/out of buildings....

Gotham Season Two: Episode 2

Gotham Season Two: Episode 2

October 25

Episode 2: The show is still ridiculous. It opens with this season’s main antagonist threatening the mayor with a head-box full of tarantula. And while...

Maze Runner: the Scorch Trials proves generic but competent

Maze Runner: the Scorch Trials proves generic but competent

by Conner Fulton, Reviews

October 6

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I have not read the Maze Runner books, nor indeed have I watched the first movie. Some would say that disqualifies me from talking about the second movie, b...

“The Lazarus Effect” is scary dumb

“The Lazarus Effect” is scary dumb

March 24

I was not expecting to give out my first dumb/10 so early, but I feel there’s no other choice. No other rating is right for Lazarus Effect. It’s not...

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